At the end of every road there is a smaller road. If you take it, you’ll soon find a yet smaller one, and so on. Eventually the road turns to gravel then dirt. This method, perfected on a moped when I was fourteen, works all over the world.

At the end, when you can’t go any further, you’ll usually find a pile of garbage and mad dogs.

It is not smart to do this alone but it is wise.